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OY MY GOSH. I am cracking up because of something stupid.

I’m listening to music on shuffle. My music player decides to play the Cryptor voice clip I have of him, then it plays Zydrate Anatomy.

What I heard basically was “Niiiiinjaaaaaaa- I can’t feel nothing at all~”

eva-420:

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

this post is getting notes again in light of emma watsons speech and it wasnt even about her. this happens literally so constantly i didnt even need to put a name but it will gain notes ad infinitum 

(Source: shikamaru-420)

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

In this au Uni and I are roleplaying, Cryptor has established the most beautiful friendship with one of Cyrus’ employees. They are both assholes to each other in the way teenage boys are assholes to each other. Cryptor actually misses said employee when he doesn’t show up for work(not that he would ever admit it). (/)u(\)

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